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He quickly became part of the Vaudeville theater tradition that was favored in the U.

After his show Texaco Star Theater premiered intelevision set sales doubled. Supposedly, he angered audiences multiple times for inviting black talent to appear on his show, one of the better parts of his reputation.

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He paused and gave the audience a look suggesting that big mischief was on the way. Dozens more Milton Berle penis jokes followed.

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She is a contributing writer at MEL, specializing in love, sex, mental health, drugs, queer culture and the cannabis industry.